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Kresching 

When a person enthusiastically supports a position that is almost certainly wrong because it is devoid of logic and reason. Said claim is typically wrong because hearsay information is used as a substitute for actual data.
The odds of the super bowl going to overtime are 300-1. It used to be 400-1 in Vegas last year. He's Kresching again...
Kresching by KneelOrFeel February 28, 2017
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keusching 

keusching (pronounced kirsching) is the art of masterbating while you are staying in a house that is not your own.
SHANE: dude, were u keusching last night....i heard wierd things coming from the guest room...

SEAN: you heard something COMING from the guest room all right *winks*

SHANE: sexxyyyy
keusching by shane egone October 4, 2009
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kaeshing 

act of spitting up sour juice when watching bad humor.
"damn lenaw you are KAESHING everywhere"
kaeshing by kale bitch December 12, 2009

krushing kyle 

Krushing Kyle is a gentleman, a lover, and a Scholar. At no point in Krushing Kyle's day is he not Krushing. If one were to integrate the amount of Krushing the Kyle does within a single day, it would equate to a vertical tangent of snap prime.
Hey Krushing Kyle, have you been krushing her??
Of course, why else would she be limping?
krushing kyle by Anita Hanjaab September 27, 2013
onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.
'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'
kerching by broder October 23, 2005

Kvetch. Kvetching

Ramon always has something to Kvetch about. I think it's a hobby for him- he loves Kvetching so much! Kvetch. Kvetching
Kvetch. Kvetching by DragonMama June 11, 2015

Keiching 

verb. The act of skipping school or work due to a minor illness, injury, or condition.
Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!
Keiching by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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