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Kresching 

When a person enthusiastically supports a position that is almost certainly wrong because it is devoid of logic and reason. Said claim is typically wrong because hearsay information is used as a substitute for actual data.
The odds of the super bowl going to overtime are 300-1. It used to be 400-1 in Vegas last year. He's Kresching again...
Kresching by KneelOrFeel February 28, 2017
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keusching 

keusching (pronounced kirsching) is the art of masterbating while you are staying in a house that is not your own.
SHANE: dude, were u keusching last night....i heard wierd things coming from the guest room...

SEAN: you heard something COMING from the guest room all right *winks*

SHANE: sexxyyyy
keusching by shane egone October 4, 2009
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kaeshing 

act of spitting up sour juice when watching bad humor.
"damn lenaw you are KAESHING everywhere"
kaeshing by kale bitch December 12, 2009

krushing kyle 

Krushing Kyle is a gentleman, a lover, and a Scholar. At no point in Krushing Kyle's day is he not Krushing. If one were to integrate the amount of Krushing the Kyle does within a single day, it would equate to a vertical tangent of snap prime.
Hey Krushing Kyle, have you been krushing her??
Of course, why else would she be limping?
krushing kyle by Anita Hanjaab September 27, 2013
onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.
'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'
kerching by broder October 23, 2005

Kvetch. Kvetching

Ramon always has something to Kvetch about. I think it's a hobby for him- he loves Kvetching so much! Kvetch. Kvetching

Keiching 

verb. The act of skipping school or work due to a minor illness, injury, or condition.
Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!
Keiching by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021