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Kresching 

When a person enthusiastically supports a position that is almost certainly wrong because it is devoid of logic and reason. Said claim is typically wrong because hearsay information is used as a substitute for actual data.
The odds of the super bowl going to overtime are 300-1. It used to be 400-1 in Vegas last year. He's Kresching again...
Kresching by KneelOrFeel February 28, 2017
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keusching 

keusching (pronounced kirsching) is the art of masterbating while you are staying in a house that is not your own.
SHANE: dude, were u keusching last night....i heard wierd things coming from the guest room...

SEAN: you heard something COMING from the guest room all right *winks*

SHANE: sexxyyyy
keusching by shane egone October 4, 2009
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kaeshing 

act of spitting up sour juice when watching bad humor.
"damn lenaw you are KAESHING everywhere"
kaeshing by kale bitch December 12, 2009

krushing kyle 

Krushing Kyle is a gentleman, a lover, and a Scholar. At no point in Krushing Kyle's day is he not Krushing. If one were to integrate the amount of Krushing the Kyle does within a single day, it would equate to a vertical tangent of snap prime.
Hey Krushing Kyle, have you been krushing her??
Of course, why else would she be limping?
krushing kyle by Anita Hanjaab September 27, 2013
onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.
'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'
kerching by broder October 23, 2005

Kvetch. Kvetching

Ramon always has something to Kvetch about. I think it's a hobby for him- he loves Kvetching so much! Kvetch. Kvetching
Kvetch. Kvetching by DragonMama June 11, 2015

Keiching 

verb. The act of skipping school or work due to a minor illness, injury, or condition.
Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!
Keiching by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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