Krissed

Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.

“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”

by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022

Krissed

Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'

Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.

by tybzm June 22, 2022

Krissed

An internet meme where you say false things or whatever, A meme pops up saying that the video is sarcastic. In the context they always say that you got "Krissed" and telling them to send the video to totally "Krissed" their friends.

"You just got Krissed! Send this to your friends to totally Krissed them!"

by replies November 29, 2022

Krissed

To procrastinate. Putting something off for so long that it ends up being unfixable.

You should have paid your rent a year ago. You krissed it and now you're being evicted.

by Zeroooo December 27, 2021

Krissed

when u get accidently hit by someone named kris.

"I just got krissed!", Jan said as kris accidently excitedly swung her arm out hitting Jan in the face.

by shithead45655 June 16, 2021

krissed

A trend where they dance like Kris Jenner from the goochi goochi Gaga baby song

Mike:I’m having a bad day

Jess: lol get krissed

by Maddiedefinitions June 10, 2022

Krissed

The action of lying with the kris supermacy. If someone tells you "you hot krissed" they are probably tiktok addict.

X: kylie got married with stassie

Y: WHAT???
X: You just jost krissed:)))

by Givenofks June 11, 2022