Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.
“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”
by jdhdhjshwu June 24, 2022
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Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.
by tybzm June 23, 2022
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An internet meme where you say false things or whatever, A meme pops up saying that the video is sarcastic. In the context they always say that you got "Krissed" and telling them to send the video to totally "Krissed" their friends.
"You just got Krissed! Send this to your friends to totally Krissed them!"
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To procrastinate. Putting something off for so long that it ends up being unfixable.
You should have paid your rent a year ago. You krissed it and now you're being evicted.
by Zeroooo December 28, 2022
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when u get accidently hit by someone named kris.
"I just got krissed!", Jan said as kris accidently excitedly swung her arm out hitting Jan in the face.
by shithead45655 June 16, 2021
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Slang for "Crisp" , meaning "perfect", or "ideal".
"Dude, that jacket looks kriss"
"Your PC setup is kriss!"
"That chick was kriss, man"
"Kriss cars are hard to find secondhand"
by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003
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When someone wears the same colour from shoes to headwear and all accessories
Wow he is wearing all blue, his is krissing
by Chriswithac February 16, 2019
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