Kessem

Beautiful, dramatic and a bad bitch. Doesn't give a f*ck about anybody's opinions but also one of the most charismatic, loving, funny and cutest person alive. Everybody falls in love with her.
Jim: Hey! Do you know that super hot bad bitch who works at that mall?
David: Yea! You mean Kessem? I was in love with her for time.
by Cupcake&turtlelover456 March 21, 2019
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Kessem

Complete bitch. No body likes her at school and she has no friends. Why? Because she ruins everything.
Jeff: yo bro what happened with you and Alyssa

Jim: kessem ruined it
by Bob loblaw69 March 14, 2017
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kessem

The purest blue boi that exists. Everybody misses him (whyd you leave big pineapple person)
Commonly know as the sugar cane god, cause he is named after an Ethiopian sugarcane factory. kessem has a phobia of animated gifs, although he can get past this because how good he is of a discord administrator. He is also afraid of having too much power, which makes him the perfect staff. Another thing about kessem, is that he is often confused about what time it is. When its 12pm and he has to leave for the time being, he always says good night.
person 1: Yo, did you see that gif spammer get banned yesterday?

person 2: Yea, kessem banned him in less than 10 sec, the staff in this server are on point!
by BarryTheBlue March 15, 2021
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Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic)

In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"

Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".

Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"

"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
by Milk4Free May 03, 2013
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