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An insult aimed at people whose facial hair seems feathery, or people who have an interesting display of facial hair.
Yo kessen-face, yo momma is so kessen her face could lay an egg.
Kessen by Bunny_boilers December 23, 2008
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kelsen-jaye 

a skillful person gets all the girls he will also help you out when your feeling down.
Kelsen-Jaye is a person who has many skills and will help you out.
kelsen-jaye by gkals March 1, 2017
Related Words
Kessen Kessenich Kensen kesiena Kesten Kelsen Kessel Run Kessem Kassen Keshen
Money. Usually a large amount of money.

Comes from the Hebrew word for money, which is -- unsurprisingly -- "kessef".
"I heard you were getting a promotion"
"Yes, that is true"
"What does it mean to you?"
"That I'll be walking home with the kessef"
kessef by Asaf July 2, 2005

Kissenaish 

(adj). Any golf hole having the attributes of one located @ Kissena Park Golf Course, Flushing, NY.
Standing on the tee box of a 280 yard par four, Rusty lamented "geez, another kissenaish hole, guess I'll hit a 5-wood".
Kissenaish by Sully September 13, 2004
A Really Asian person that likes to read long boring books and tells awsome stories.
Also get 4.55 and trys to act super gangsta
Kensen:So he was like OH MY GOD!
:Then i Was like OH My GOD!
:Then He walked in and was like OH MY GOD!
Kensen by Ukulelelife1993 October 28, 2008
kes·den -verb, kes·dened, kes·den·ing
1. to ejaculate while having a bowel movement
"I was toilet about to take a dump when I thought I'd try to squeeze one out. It felt amazing kesdening into the toilet bowl!"
kesden by JKilroy May 21, 2008
a met a kelsen once
Kelsen by Spider-man99 June 22, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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