Kraum

A special type of cake that was invented in Kazakhstan, made of a child's ass

Mmm, my son's Kraum is delicious!

by S@Tan November 20, 2009

Chris Krause

To be world famous DJCK

I've been told that to Chris Krause is when one smashes many a blue-salted Margarita in the corner.

by The Cambridge Companions February 1, 2013

Krauthammer

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before

Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"

by UncleDes March 5, 2009

kraubetz

The act of knocking fruit or anything out of a muslims hand.

Dude i totally pulled a kraubetz on mehdi! He looks so pissed!

by Fopple January 26, 2009

Krautfunding

A combination of the words Kraut and crowdfunding.

Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.

Following last month's injections by the ECB, critics note that Spain and Greece "are beginning to look more and more like Krautfunding projects."

by thijzert December 29, 2012

King kraM

1. (Proper Noun)
A beautiful Asian man who aims to spread joy through his rap songs. He smokes bananas in his spare time and drinks a lot of water which is disguised as Gatorade. He has the tendency to do the dab whenever he coughs because he's just that cool. Being the one and only king, kraM posts stickers with his name on it wherever he goes.

2. (Adjective)
To be super cool to onlookers even though you feel really stupid.

Ex. (Proper Noun)
Guy 1: "Hey man, have you listened to King kraM's new hot single 'no real friendz'?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah man it was swaggo."

Ex. (Adjective)
Guy 1: "Yo bruh you did so well on that presentation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh really? I thought it was pretty bad. I guess it was just really King kraM."

by ImaCrab May 30, 2016

Jar of Kraut

Also a vagina. Another slang term for female anatomy.

She was really into me. She told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.

by TimboSlice262 January 4, 2017