Kraus
Kraus by Elizabeth Lemon March 2, 2010
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kraus
one who is good at math, yet who has an uncanny resemblance to a dinosaur. A kraus is also often a person who derives sexual pleasure from completing math problems, or telling others that they are wrong at math.
Person1: "Hey, who is your calc professor next year?"
Person2: "I have Dr. Smith"
Person1: "Ha! Have fun, I talked to a friend of mine and I heard that that guy is such a kraus."
Person2: "I have Dr. Smith"
Person1: "Ha! Have fun, I talked to a friend of mine and I heard that that guy is such a kraus."
kraus by joemama713 May 3, 2010
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kraus plow by otto49846879345 January 14, 2009
Kraus'd
An expression used to describe an incident where an adult is sarcastically judgmental toward a child or young adult.
Mr. Davidson: "Billy, how many napkins are on this table?"
Billy: "Nine, Mr. Davidson."
Mr. Davidson: "And how many people are at this table, Billy?"
Billy: "Ten, Mr. Davidson. I'll get one more napkin."
Mr. Davidson: "That's not the point. You don't do this at home do you? Make sure there are enough napkins for everyone!"
John: "Billy, you just got kraus'd by Mr. Davidson."
Billy: "Nine, Mr. Davidson."
Mr. Davidson: "And how many people are at this table, Billy?"
Billy: "Ten, Mr. Davidson. I'll get one more napkin."
Mr. Davidson: "That's not the point. You don't do this at home do you? Make sure there are enough napkins for everyone!"
John: "Billy, you just got kraus'd by Mr. Davidson."
Baby Kraus
A small baby of a man, bossy in nature, known to be seen around Flint, Michigan. Known for not having anything of his own. A free loader ("Can I have half of that," or "Is that any good?") and creep-ass, frequents brothel houses who then ejaculates forcefully into prostitutes mouths, has extensive knowledge of all famous serial killers, furthermore claims to have extensive knowledge of cinematic films, only knows the directors of those films, and cant name a single actor. However in reality lacks taste and knowledge of thing. A baby Kraus is also known for it's temper tantrums, hissy fit's and need to always be right as well as crying when he's not. He can often be found trolling the IMDB website. Where him and his 5 friends that go to that site, review movies negativly, without ever seeing them.
Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak
Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak
No you cant have half of my sandwich. Stop being a baby kraus.
That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.
That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.
Baby Kraus by Jack of Pak January 21, 2008
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