An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."
Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."
Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
by UncleDes March 5, 2009
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(Credit Tommmcatt @ Wonkette)
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by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009
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the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.
When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".
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