Kratzed 

Blitzed off kratom or Mitragyna Speciosa, a drug made from dried leaves of the aforementioned tree. Produces mild stimulant and opioid effects. Legal in most of the US, kratom is great for many other things beyond just getting high. Opioid addicts use it as a weaning tool and people like me use it as a substitute for dangerous pharmaceutical painkillers. Also makes you very happy, so it's also great for depression, in smaller doses.

Prolonged use can cause constipation and dependence, though the withdrawals are much more manageable than traditional opiates. It may also cause mild dissociation and depersonalization with extended use due to minor activity at NMDA receptors.

Though very rare, a small set of people will experience severe hepatotoxicity from kratom. It's advised to try a very small dose first and observe for any hepatotoxic symptoms as they will usually occur shortly after the first dose. If it doesn't happen, you're probably in the clear and will never experience this.

Overall, like weed, kratom has a remarkably low toxicity relative to dose and is much safer than many powerful opiates. The only deaths from Kratom use either definitely had other substances involved or was inconclusive as the culprit.

Use responsibly and enjoy being Kratzed!

I just ate 12 grams of red Bali kratom and now I'm kratzed out of my mind.

Kratzed by СукаБлять November 30, 2023

Kratzer Effect 

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

Katzed 

the awkward experience that usually involves some sort of social discomfort, unnecessary aggression, or temporary embarrassment.

My toilet seat is covered with piss and my toilet bowl is full of turds...I've been KATZED!

Katzed by Wild Bill Suckock June 30, 2010

kritzed 

A term describing someone who is abnormally drunk and subsequently sexually aroused. In this state, a person might become violent and destructive. Usually, when a person is kritzed, TV's, vases, and cold, virgin flesh are at serious risk.

Vanessa: I was at this killer party last night, I got completely kritzed.

Jessica: Oh what happened?

Vanessa: I hooked up with some random guy. We got to second base and then I punched him in the stomach.

kritzed by Poopster69 January 25, 2008

Kratzer 

Basically anything God-Like or just straight up amazing.

Person 1: So what did you think of Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: It was good, but not as good as CoD4. That game was Kratzer!

Kratzer by A Large Panda May 2, 2010

Katzed 

When you ejaculate during a hook up without getting your dick touched by the girl

I accidentally Katzed in my pants during my last hook up! It was a sticky mess

Katzed by cccooo1234 June 6, 2018

kratze 

A kratze is a girl who scatches all around. Word is German origin. Has been defined by trumppi!

Katrin is a Kratze!

kratze by RobiNetz October 23, 2003