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A kratze is a girl who scatches all around. Word is German origin. Has been defined by trumppi!
Katrin is a Kratze!
kratze by RobiNetz October 23, 2003
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A type of ignorance where a person refuses to see the truth because they are so invested in the lie. Usually a result of brainwashing by mainstream news media combined with a lust for power. Inspired by lead prosececutor Ken Kratz from the Making a Murderer documentary on Netflix.
Be careful! Blind ambition can make you kratzy!
kratzy by Joepiphany April 6, 2016
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Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023

Katzenmagulle 

The Katzenmagulle is a mythical beast from swabian folktale. It is said to be a bear-sized cat with bat-wings. Also - while differing - legends claim it to have a self-concious snake as a tail.
Bro I don‘t wan‘t to go home in the dark! The Katzenmagulle might get me!
Katzenmagulle by Senfohr December 5, 2021
Full of sweaty shit, in part because the individual is devoid of basic humanity and therefore lacks any semblance of compassion or reason.
That *kratzy* bastard had the nerve to put Brendan Dassey in jail for almost his entire adult life after admitting that only Steven Avery killed Teresa Halbach.
kratzy by Fapping in the dark June 18, 2016

Kratzer Effect 

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution
"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."
Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

Kratzurbation 

To fap vigorously onto a chair belonging to a MILF teacher.

This act must be done with a minor to be known truly as kratzurbation.
Hey, would you like to go Kratzurbate on that chair upstairs?

Yes, I do enjoy Kratzurbation.
Kratzurbation by Lolocaust6969 March 18, 2010
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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