1 definition by Poopster69
A term describing someone who is abnormally drunk and subsequently sexually aroused. In this state, a person might become violent and destructive. Usually, when a person is kritzed, TV's, vases, and cold, virgin flesh are at serious risk.
Vanessa: I was at this killer party last night, I got completely kritzed.
Jessica: Oh what happened?
Vanessa: I hooked up with some random guy. We got to second base and then I punched him in the stomach.
Jessica: Oh what happened?
Vanessa: I hooked up with some random guy. We got to second base and then I punched him in the stomach.
by Poopster69 January 26, 2008