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Mario karted
Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
Mario karted by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015
Mario Karted
To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
Mario Karted by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009
Kraterd
Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).
Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.
Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.
Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.
*an hour later.
Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.
Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.
Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.
*an hour later.
Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023
Krauted House Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"
Krauted House Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
kated
To misplace or abandon (and then have to retrieve) a road vehicle (car, motorcycle, scooter) the morning after a late night out.
kated by Steady Edwards December 21, 2008
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