unlike other definitions, this one is TRUE. idk why ppl be saying kowa a simp guy or whatever because tf? kowas don’t simp. kowa’s ATTRACT and break hearts, not simp like degenerate. Anywayz Kowa can be of any gender affiliation, usually just being happy being called kowa. it is pronounced ko-VA, not ko wah. the w is a v because it’s European or some shit idk
kowa is very cool and rlly hot usually and also hates when you have a different opinion than them. it’s okay though because all kowa’s are right. you can NOT be a kowa if you are racist tho. or homophobic (which would be hard to believe Bc most kowa’s are fruity). So if you see a kowa being any of those they ain’t a real one.
for example kow_a on roblox or kow_aaa (me 😎😎) is the truest of kowa’s. Now read below
person 1(cooler):im sooo kowa core!!
person 2(mid): dude omg stfu ur so annoying

person 2’s body was never found
well deserved 😒
by sokowacore March 21, 2022
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Kowa, a smart, quick witted guy always willing to help out females in a instant, will change how he acts around girls or guys, has a small penis and is self concious about penis jokes
"See how he left that conversation to help her? A total Kowa"
by Im a total Hayden September 30, 2016
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Some loser weeb who roams the RedHuseey discord server. He often posts an overabundance of shitpost. He loves to cyberbully kids, particularly those below 15 years of age. Tries to have an opposing opinion to literally every conversation topic in existence. It can be used to refer to a rude person who lives outside the norm.
Bro, you are going to hurt his feelings, kowa.
Nobody cares about kowa's waifu. Kowa's waifu is a dick.
by NotKowa October 12, 2019
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When ur dad dies or something tragic happens to someone
My dad died” “kowa bummer
by Bumblehumble May 2, 2022
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Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender. As a sexual orientation, homosexuality is "an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attractions" to people of the same sex. That is what Hashem is, though in heavy denial. He will call people slurs, and pretend to be homophobic, when he is truly a homo asshole.
Person 1: "I met this asshole yesterday on Discord!"
Person 2: "Was it Hashem/kowa#3753?"
Person 1: "Hashem?"
Person 2: Was he Homophobic? If so, that's probably a Hashem. Fake straighties everywhere, smh."
by lynnkiana November 8, 2021
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