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-I payed a guy $5000 for Rolex and he gave me a Ro-mex!!
-Oh, you got kowaled.
kowaled by Chaneyney August 18, 2006

Ben Kowalewicz 

Lead singer of the amazing Canadian (<3) band Billy Talent. If you can spell is last name w/out double checking it then you are truly a fan. K-O-W-A-L-E-W-I-C-Z (is polish<3)
|B|est singer ever. Period.
|E|xtremely sexy.
|N|ice ass.
To know/see/hear Ben Kowalewicz is to love Ben Kowalewicz.

Google him. You'll see. :D
Ben Kowalewicz by fat_kids_love_cake September 14, 2008

Ben Kowalewicz 

The lead voalist of the legendary band Billy Talent.

Ben has a distinctivly pitched voice that is irrisistable to both women and men.
"Heard that band Billy Talent?"

"With Ben Kowalewicz?"

"Yeah"

"God his voice... I almost had an orgasm"

"erm... John :|"
Ben Kowalewicz by SammySaintOwns October 28, 2008
to be up the creek without a paddle; Bad Luck; Screwed over.
"man I cannot believe that whore kovaled me by going out with my best friend"
kovaled by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Ben Kowalewicz 

Lead singer of the amazing Canadian (<3) band Billy Talent. If you can spell is last name w/out double checking it then you are truly a fan. K-O-W-A-L-E-W-I-C-Z (is polish<3)
|B|est singer ever. Period.
|E|xtremely sexy.
|N|ice ass.
To know/see/hear Ben Kowalewicz is to love Ben Kowalewicz.

Google him. You'll see. :D
Ben Kowalewicz by fat_kids_love_cake September 14, 2008

Ben Kowalewicz 

A very unique vocalist and an AMAZING lyricist as well as the front man for Canadian band Billy Talent. True fans can obviously spell his name...the person who wrote the other Ben Kowalewicz entry is probaply some dumb ass prep kid who spent a whole week trying to learn his name 'cause he is "SOOO HAWT LYKE OMG!!1!!!1!!!11!1" he's 31 girls, he's not interested. Ben is an awesome person, who fights for animal rights and is just a nice person in general who couldn't care less about what you think of him (if it's negative). Ever since Billy Talent really broke through with MTV they've doubled their fan base, which they deserve, but unfortunately now they've taken a turn towards the dark side.

All these preppy girls will undoubtedly ruin Billy Talent.

But Ben is awesome. One of a kind.
My friend: Look there's Ben!

Me: Sweet but who are all those people around him?

My friend: A bunch of preppy girls (who all look the same by the way) oggling him, I bet they don't even know the titles of the songs Billy Talent just played

Me: Dammit, Billy Talent's image is being tarnished, Ben Kowalewicz, Ian, Jon and Aaron deserve better than that...oh well off to go listen to Stutterfly
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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