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A Kowal is one of the most elite gamers usually mobile games such as COD, and one of the smartest people you know, But is lazy. A Kowal is someone that could make you laugh and never gives up easily.
Damn that guy is so smart, yea but he does no work and only plays video games he must be a "kowal"
Kowal by Ultra Nub December 10, 2019
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A big noob who sucks at gaming and is dumb
Kowal is a noob
Kowal by dewwiiw December 10, 2019
a penis that is very large and encharge.
mmmm, i like ami kowals in my mouth.
ami kowal by jhdjuiptru8yjiof June 28, 2008
Komal’s are beautiful, kind-hearted girls with a lot of potential. They are smart and are very capable of making people smile, they are truly the best! Komal’s are very funny, infact the funniest, they always crack-up a joke when it’s needed. They care for their friends and can be very concerned for others safety. Komal’s are liked and respected by a lot of people, so be careful not to lose them.
Girl: “ oh that’s my best friend Komal”
Komal by NoRoleModelz June 4, 2019

koalaing 

To engage in a cuddling position that is similar in design to spooning, with both partners maintaining chest-on-back contact while facing the same direction and laying on their sides, but with the distinguishing characteristic that the smaller partner is positioned on the back of the larger partner with the smaller partner's arms wrapped somewhere around the larger partner's body. The position resembles a smaller koala holding onto the back of another koala, thus the origin of the word.

There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.
We were cuddling in bed after some ravaging sex, but my back was getting cold so I rolled over and she started koalaing me.
koalaing by the lady men's March 22, 2012

Kowalski Analysis 

When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.
When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear.
Kowalski analysis.
Kowalski Analysis by lacrynx February 9, 2019
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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