Kondik 

The Greatest Last name you can possibly have. The internet says they have origins from Poland, France, Austria, Hamburg, and Germany.

Your last name is Kondik??? You must be awesome!!!!

Kondik by Mr. Munroo March 19, 2009

klondike thunder 

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

faxe kondi 

The best soda in the world. It comes from Denmark and is an explicit pleasure to drink.

Faxe kondi tastes so much better than coke.

faxe kondi by Zeal_Love__ March 10, 2005

Klondike Feaver 

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

Klondike Feaver by Moolie February 11, 2010

be a klondike 

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

be a klondike by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.

Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!

Kentucky Klondike by Estupz March 24, 2017

Faxe Kondi Booster 

A danish energy drink (way clear of Monster). It's like a wet dream in your mouth, nothing less than delicious. A must buy if you go to school.

Mathias Lyhne is the king of Faxe Kondi Booster

Faxe Kondi Booster by LionPussy35 September 23, 2021