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a slang term to describe a crackwore or sloppy jew
I saw a koniko on the block the other day.
koniko by tanhoe February 4, 2009
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The Greatest Last name you can possibly have. The internet says they have origins from Poland, France, Austria, Hamburg, and Germany.
Your last name is Kondik??? You must be awesome!!!!
Kondik by Mr. Munroo March 19, 2009

Kondike Bar 

An ice cream bar. A square of (usually) vanilla ice cream with a covering of chocolate.

So delicious people will do almost anything for it.
Bob: Man, what I would do for that Kondike Bar.

Tim: Would you run a marathon in high heels for it?

Bob: Man, I would run anywhere in anything for a Kondike Bar,
Kondike Bar by Shamburger April 29, 2010
a fucking faggot.
One who enjoys giant cocks in her asshole.
Or an asshole with cocks in her ass.
JOE: MAN DID YOU SEE THAT PORNO WITH THE CHICKS KONIKO.
CHRISTIAN: YEAH! IT WAS JUICY AND FANTASTIC.
JOE: I REALLY ENJOY INTENSE SEX WITH KONIKO.
CHRISTIAN: MAN SURE SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY.
[koniko] by SIR MY DICK BEELONG January 25, 2009
A Male pretending to be a large female lesbian (also known as a dyke), or a mispronunciation of the brand Klondike.
That is no dyke that's a Kondike.
Kondike by Akangaroo May 29, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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