Kondike

A Male pretending to be a large female lesbian (also known as a dyke), or a mispronunciation of the brand Klondike.

That is no dyke that's a Kondike.

by Akangaroo May 29, 2021

Kondike Bar

An ice cream bar. A square of (usually) vanilla ice cream with a covering of chocolate.

So delicious people will do almost anything for it.

Bob: Man, what I would do for that Kondike Bar.

Tim: Would you run a marathon in high heels for it?

Bob: Man, I would run anywhere in anything for a Kondike Bar,

by Shamburger April 29, 2010

klondike thunder

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klondike Feaver

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

by Moolie February 11, 2010

be a klondike

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.

Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!

by Estupz March 24, 2017

Kentucky klondike bar

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006