Koaffee

A hot caffeine based beverage served by a koala bear.

I've just had a delicious koaffee and that koala was so darn cute!

Koaffee by LARamb January 13, 2022

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koffeeshopping

Invented in Minneapolis: to work at coffee shops, especially, with friend(s) at multiple establishments in a row with wi-fi and laptop.

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A treehouse designed for cats to leisurely indulge in coffee and cake.

I dream of building a Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus for my beloved cats one day, where they can relax and enjoy treats.

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Hey, let's tell everyone about our marriage at the kaffeeklatsch

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The queen of muhfucking Jamaica she gon come at you like rapture

Stoner1: yo I think Koffee gon be the next Bob Marley

Stoner2: for real bruhh

koffee by Bromanndo December 27, 2019

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My position was eliminated last night. I need to restart koffeeshopping.

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The hipster elite on any given college campus. Or, by extension, hipsters in general.

I wanted to go to the poetry slam, but I can't stand the kaffeeklatura since my ex started dating one.

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