KoffeeKat 

A petty baby cat who complains about anything and plays the victim constantly.

You're acting like a KoffeeKat.

KoffeeKat by Oh hewwo OwO January 12, 2019

kaffeeklatsch 

A social gathering where coffee is served.

Hey, let's tell everyone about our marriage at the kaffeeklatsch

kaffeeklatsch by Crazy Head Donkey April 3, 2009

kaffeeklatura 

The hipster elite on any given college campus. Or, by extension, hipsters in general.

I wanted to go to the poetry slam, but I can't stand the kaffeeklatura since my ex started dating one.

kaffeeklatura by Sashal March 22, 2004