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Yoghurt Knitter 

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
people who like knitting instead of crochet
That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society
knitter by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020

knitterbate

To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.
Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.
knitterbate by Brux666 September 30, 2010

knittery 

The manner in which a fabric or garment was knitted.
Remember when you wore my scarf in Manchester and marvelled at its knittery?
knittery by minusbaby November 22, 2005
The nickname of the sexiest, most dashingly good looking, strong, considerate, charming, intelligent, good humored man that ever walked the face of the earth!!
Wow, did you hear about how drop-dead gorgeous Kitster proposed to his girlfriend?? I am SOOO jealous! Can we clone him??
Kitster by SecretsAren'tFun February 4, 2010
a gay man, especially one who is super-feminine
He tans, buffs his nails, and carries a purse - he's SO gotta be a knitter.
knitter by LaReinaVerde April 4, 2008