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What goes on when you ride someone's knee for sexual pleasure. Mostly a girl on girl thing as the crotch is stimulated and whatnot. Technically it's a thigh but 'thighing' just doesn't sound as good.
It felt so good having Jenny on my lap with me kneeing her.
Kneeing by JocelynTorrent February 16, 2009
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Fort Knoxing 

Breaking into Fort Knox and making away with the gold. This is a euphemism describing a Man marrying a Rich Woman for her money. Similar to Golddigger by with the gender roles reversed.
Rich woman: I hope he's not Fort Knoxing me.
Fort Knoxing by thecheesecakeman September 15, 2010

kneeing a loaf 

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.
"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

Fort-Knoxing 

1. Fort-Knoxing Verb. To overbearingly lock locks in the house when only one/none is needed.

2. Fort-Knoxed Adjective. To explain that a house has been Fort-Knoxed
1. Somebody left to get a pack of cigarettes at the close by convenience store and will be back in less than five minutes
there are five locks on the door you lock all five of them.
This is an act of fort-knoxing.

Use in a sentence: She keeps Fort-Knoxing the house every time I step outside.

2. When you knowingly lock all the locks on a door even though someone is out and will be back shortly. The house would be described as fort-Knoxed

Use in a sentence: I have just Fort-Knoxed the house
Fort-Knoxing by antigataprieta December 21, 2010

Fort Knoxing 

When the anus clamps shut during anal sex, prohibiting the penis from insertion.
"He's Fort Knoxing again recently... I think it's stress from his job as a go-go dancer."
Fort Knoxing by Puffin415 July 24, 2013
When you knew what something meant but forgot
Sarah- “what’s the capital of England”

Gary- “Ahh damn I was knewing that last week I don’t anymore”
Knewing by 12wagwan12piffting13 June 29, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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