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Kneeing

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What goes on when you ride someone's knee for sexual pleasure. Mostly a girl on girl thing as the crotch is stimulated and whatnot. Technically it's a thigh but 'thighing' just doesn't sound as good.
It felt so good having Jenny on my lap with me kneeing her.
Kneeing by JocelynTorrent February 16, 2009
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Fort Knoxing 

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Breaking into Fort Knox and making away with the gold. This is a euphemism describing a Man marrying a Rich Woman for her money. Similar to Golddigger by with the gender roles reversed.
Rich woman: I hope he's not Fort Knoxing me.
Fort Knoxing by thecheesecakeman September 15, 2010

kneeing a loaf 

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To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.
"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

Fort-Knoxing 

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1. Fort-Knoxing Verb. To overbearingly lock locks in the house when only one/none is needed.

2. Fort-Knoxed Adjective. To explain that a house has been Fort-Knoxed
1. Somebody left to get a pack of cigarettes at the close by convenience store and will be back in less than five minutes
there are five locks on the door you lock all five of them.
This is an act of fort-knoxing.

Use in a sentence: She keeps Fort-Knoxing the house every time I step outside.

2. When you knowingly lock all the locks on a door even though someone is out and will be back shortly. The house would be described as fort-Knoxed

Use in a sentence: I have just Fort-Knoxed the house
Fort-Knoxing by antigataprieta December 21, 2010

Fort Knoxing 

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When the anus clamps shut during anal sex, prohibiting the penis from insertion.
"He's Fort Knoxing again recently... I think it's stress from his job as a go-go dancer."
Fort Knoxing by Puffin415 July 24, 2013

Knewing 

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When you knew what something meant but forgot
Sarah- “what’s the capital of England”

Gary- “Ahh damn I was knewing that last week I don’t anymore”
Knewing by 12wagwan12piffting13 June 29, 2020
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Overstand 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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