Fort-Knoxing

1. Fort-Knoxing Verb. To overbearingly lock locks in the house when only one/none is needed.

2. Fort-Knoxed Adjective. To explain that a house has been Fort-Knoxed

1. Somebody left to get a pack of cigarettes at the close by convenience store and will be back in less than five minutes
there are five locks on the door you lock all five of them.
This is an act of fort-knoxing.

Use in a sentence: She keeps Fort-Knoxing the house every time I step outside.

2. When you knowingly lock all the locks on a door even though someone is out and will be back shortly. The house would be described as fort-Knoxed

Use in a sentence: I have just Fort-Knoxed the house

Fort-Knoxing by antigataprieta December 21, 2010

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Fort Knoxing

Breaking into Fort Knox and making away with the gold. This is a euphemism describing a Man marrying a Rich Woman for her money. Similar to Golddigger by with the gender roles reversed.

Rich woman: I hope he's not Fort Knoxing me.

Fort Knoxing by thecheesecakeman September 15, 2010

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Fort Knoxing

When the anus clamps shut during anal sex, prohibiting the penis from insertion.

"He's Fort Knoxing again recently... I think it's stress from his job as a go-go dancer."

Fort Knoxing by Puffin415 July 24, 2013

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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