Kneeving

The act of steering your car with your knee while your hands are otherwise disposed.

Past tense: Kneeved

Miyah was so late for work she started kneeving so that she could finish her makeup on the go.

by Poppa Bear Tweaks November 2, 2015

ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"

Phil Lester: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub --
Dan Howell: NO NO N O NOPE NOepnope sT OP

by phannietrash January 19, 2017

knieving

Apparently, the way retarded people spell conniving. It means to scheme or plot wrongfully.

I was sad when I learned my BFF was really a knieving whore.

by Crassus April 9, 2008

kneeling at the throne

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008

Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler

The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.

"Last night was great, when those two chicks gave me a Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler"

by Joel Lester March 17, 2005

Kneeing

What goes on when you ride someone's knee for sexual pleasure. Mostly a girl on girl thing as the crotch is stimulated and whatnot. Technically it's a thigh but 'thighing' just doesn't sound as good.

It felt so good having Jenny on my lap with me kneeing her.

by JocelynTorrent February 16, 2009

the kneeling rabbi

When a man inserts his beard into a woman's vagina and performs oral sex. A long beard is required to correctly perform this act.

Prepare yourself, for I am about to give you the kneeling rabbi!

by Big Yetti April 25, 2011