knieving

Apparently, the way retarded people spell conniving. It means to scheme or plot wrongfully.

I was sad when I learned my BFF was really a knieving whore.

by Crassus April 9, 2008

Kniving

When two people sleep with each other, but they are back to back.
Their backs are touching while they are sleeping.
The term "kniving" derived from the terms "spooning" and "forking"

Amber and Becca are kniving tonight because they feel it would be weird to spoon.

by AMBZ/BCKS March 31, 2010

forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

kniving whore

A Girl who is the essance of a back stabbing, white trash, incest conceived, filthy tramp of a whore. Someone actually lives in a parking lot because their home can travel with them. They are frequently seen wearing dark sunglasses during the day AND night because she tries to hide the fact that she does cocaine.

Cio is a kniving whore who lives in Ditmer Parking lot, even though she tells people she lives in 'Cleveland". She also has an illegetimate child named Enis (Penis without the 'P'). Lastly, she has many lesbian tendencies and has known to be a nympho. I still like her...sometimes

by Ryan Struuuby July 28, 2008

kniving

To put the edges of two old or dull butter knives on the top of a hot stove for a few minutes until extremely hot, and to then pinch small pieces of weed under a cut-out, oversized plastic gallon fruit juice container that has a thick ring of ice/snow inside.

Try kniving. It vaporizes weed and leaves you high as hell!

by jeFFro April 8, 2004

Kneeving

The act of steering your car with your knee while your hands are otherwise disposed.

Past tense: Kneeved

Miyah was so late for work she started kneeving so that she could finish her makeup on the go.

by Poppa Bear Tweaks November 2, 2015