A thing that overpaid footballers do before a match because we're all horrible racists!
I need a kebab please Mustafa, should I start kneeling first due to somebody else's actions or my countries actions decade's ago?
by SirGreg June 12, 2021
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ambient digital music God of all synapse relay networks on sad-b0t infrastructure node 000015.0012a - AKA: Lain Iwakura or ambient spacekore music
kneeL's music is synapse-warming ambience for botn0de networks
by bill_siliconValley September 29, 2005
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When you ask a girl for a lap dance that digs into your crotch.
Dude: Kneel for me
Woman: *gets down on knees and faces the other direction and pushes her ass up then performs a lap dance.
by I'm PSEUDONYM GUY March 31, 2016
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Replaces the word "Baked". When your so high, you just dont want to do anything but sit, thus, being Kneeled.
I smoked 6 bowls of white widow, and i was completely kneeled.

Yesterday, i hit up my friends vaporizer, smoked 3g's of dank with some friends and i was more kneeled than i had ever been before.
by TheClozetWizard August 7, 2010
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This is a finishing sex move that is not suggested on certain people. Standing up doggystyle and when you feel yourself about to bust, knee the girl in the back of the knee so she falls to her knees, when she turns to complain, bang facial.
Damn bro, i pulled the King's Kneel last night, and she broke up with me.
by Thomas&Friends November 4, 2010
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To get down really low whilst ballhandling during fellatio in homage to the great Corley Neal
Kelly: You like that baby?
John: No, no you need to get down lower. Curly Kneel it.
by Genitalien May 9, 2021
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male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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