Kleeving

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The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky!? Have you been Kleeving again!

Kleeving by Boy in Red July 21, 2008

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Kleeving

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky! Have u been Kleeving again?

Kleeving by Boy_in_Blue July 16, 2008

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Kleeving • Kleebing • Kleefing • kleeing it • Kneeving • Jahink Kleeping

kleeing it

when a male goes to a party specifally for alcohol and/or drugs and purposely neglects opposite sex.

John: "you trying to get some bitches tonight?"
Erik: "nahhhh yo im kleeing it."
John: "Werd. mad ugly bitches"

kleeing it by j buons May 15, 2010

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Kneeving

The act of steering your car with your knee while your hands are otherwise disposed.

Past tense: Kneeved

Miyah was so late for work she started kneeving so that she could finish her makeup on the go.

Kneeving by Poppa Bear Tweaks November 2, 2015

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Kleebing

The act of nailing you penis to a wooden board to increase the girth of ones penis.

"yo bro my girth increased by 2 inches today, thanks for telling me about Kleebing"

Kleebing by gunkemperor49 July 10, 2024

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Kleefing

When one farts out of his penis.

I was kleefing in her after I finished

Kleefing by Jock McStrap February 7, 2026

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Jahink Kleeping

"Jahink Kleeping" is when a group of friends usually two, get together and stay awake for several nights straight and partake in sexual activity involving masturbation on a mutual level, this act involves tying each others testicles together to achieve further bonding between the friend and or friend group

"Me and the homie James were jahink kleeping over the weekend"

Jahink Kleeping by AndrewDemko December 13, 2024

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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