Kleeving 

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky!? Have you been Kleeving again!

Kleeving by Boy in Red July 21, 2008

Kleeving 

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky! Have u been Kleeving again?

Kleeving by Boy_in_Blue July 16, 2008

kleeing it

when a male goes to a party specifally for alcohol and/or drugs and purposely neglects opposite sex.

John: "you trying to get some bitches tonight?"
Erik: "nahhhh yo im kleeing it."
John: "Werd. mad ugly bitches"

kleeing it by j buons May 15, 2010

Kneeving 

The act of steering your car with your knee while your hands are otherwise disposed.

Past tense: Kneeved

Miyah was so late for work she started kneeving so that she could finish her makeup on the go.

Kneeving by Poppa Bear Tweaks November 2, 2015

Kleebing

The act of nailing you penis to a wooden board to increase the girth of ones penis.

"yo bro my girth increased by 2 inches today, thanks for telling me about Kleebing"

Kleebing by gunkemperor49 July 10, 2024

Kleefing

When one farts out of his penis.

I was kleefing in her after I finished

Kleefing by Jock McStrap February 7, 2026

Jahink Kleeping 

"Jahink Kleeping" is when a group of friends usually two, get together and stay awake for several nights straight and partake in sexual activity involving masturbation on a mutual level, this act involves tying each others testicles together to achieve further bonding between the friend and or friend group

"Me and the homie James were jahink kleeping over the weekend"

Jahink Kleeping by AndrewDemko December 13, 2024