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Kneeclap 

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When you're trying to be a straight male but you see an overwhelming masculine force (e.g. Henry Cavill as Geralt) and your legs spread but you try to desperately close them.
Bro 1: how was The Witcher

Bro 2: I...I kneeclapped bro

Bro 1: bro, sames
Kneeclap by Dr. Gay4Cavill February 13, 2022
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kneeclap 

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to slap a person in the knee with great force and violent intentions.
I fell when a man stole my wallet and kneeclapped me.
kneeclap by bread infection December 28, 2005

I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps 

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The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees
Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus 

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the most powerful spell used by any mage ever. in 1792 it game ended Hitler by deleting his kneecaps and yeeting them to an alternate dimension where ugandan knuckles is still funny. if you say this to someone they will instantly lose their kneecaps and commit die.
Person: You can't defeat me mortal!
PeRsON 2: YEETUS YEETUS KNEECAP DELETUS NORMIE
Person: *commits death as the russian anthem plays with the bass boosted beyond comprehension*

Nico nico kneecaps 

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A very big threat, if someone threatens your nico nico kneecaps you best be runnin. Holds power over the reverse card. Unless you have Danny Devito on you, you're screwed.
This man breaks nico nico kneecaps, aight ima head out.

Kneecaps 

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The ultimate possession everyone has. I have them. You have them. We all have kneecaps
Ya kneecaps, hand em over
Kneecaps by Isawthelight June 13, 2018

Kneecaps 

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Scout: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, Chucklehead!
Kneecaps by Civilian Gaming March 7, 2022
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