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Kneecapitated 

1.) To cut someone's legs out from under them at the knees, usually with a bladed weapon (e.g. knives, swords).

2.) Clotheslined at the knees.


1.) I was doing just fine until he kneecapitated me, and I couldn't move.

2.) I didn't see that rope, and it kneecapitated me into the ground.
Kneecapitated by Aethreal October 17, 2008
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Kneecapitate 

1) the removal of one's knee by injury caused by an outside source.

2) to cause pain and discomfort to one's knee, kneecap, or area of the knee by use of force or removal.

3) a threat of bodily harm upon an opponent.

Also known as: kneecapitated and kneecapitation
The room was so small that I didn't sit in the chair because I would have kneecapitated the girl behind me.

He made me so mad, I wanted to kneecapitate him!

If you don't pay me by Friday, I'm gonna have my cousin, Guido kneecapitate you.

While practicing in my karate class, I was able to teach the students about kneecapitation when defending themselves.
Kneecapitate by dirastac March 27, 2011
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Kneecapitate 

To tackle someone to the floor through targeting their knees
Northampton Saints didn't get over the gain line once through the Newcastle Falcons ability to kneecapitate
Kneecapitate by Saully7 February 19, 2014

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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