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The creator of Sparklecare, a webcomic that was decently popular... until the great Sparklecare leakathon of March 2025, revealing numerous references to incest fetishes hidden in the comic, her connections with groomers, and much more.
Jimmy Jams: Yo, what happened to Kneeby anyway?
Typical Sparklecare fan: Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to.
Kneeby by skittlesskunk April 26, 2025
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mrs. kneebone

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...
mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011
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kneebiter 

A fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the US edition of the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy series of books to replace the word asshole which was considered too offensive for the US readership.
A modern example of bowdlerization.
Original Sentence (UK edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger

Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger
kneebiter by coderkeitaro October 29, 2007

Kneeback 

slang for the flesh on the back of the knee joint. this term usually references women who are so fat that the guy pursuing them cannot easily access her vagina and will instead fuck something easier to find, such as a belly fold, wrinkle, or in this case, the back of the knee.
you remember that big girl I was with last night? I couldnt get the pussy, but she had that BOMB kneeback!!
Kneeback by Nahmeen December 25, 2007
is the act of inserting one's penis into the "kneeslit" of another person's leg, and going in and out. The kneeslit is a slit between the thigh and the calf, which is formed when the knee is bent all the way, forming a makeshift vagina. Also known as kneesex.
"did u have sex with her last night?"
"no, cuz she was having her period. but i did kneebang her tho"
"sweet"
kneebang by michaelwenisapervert January 9, 2010
The elbow of the knee
Gosh steve, your Kneebow sure looks swolen...
Kneebow by notnormal August 2, 2010

kneebitch 

To get on your knees and become someone's bitch.
O DIVINE ONE, HOW I WORSHIP YOU! *kneebitch*
kneebitch by Artoonie September 26, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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