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The creator of Sparklecare, a webcomic that was decently popular... until the great Sparklecare leakathon of March 2025, revealing numerous references to incest fetishes hidden in the comic, her connections with groomers, and much more.

Jimmy Jams: Yo, what happened to Kneeby anyway?
Typical Sparklecare fan: Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to.

Kneeby by skittlesskunk April 26, 2025

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mrs. kneebone

to penetrate a bent knee.

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...

mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011

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kneebiter

A fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the US edition of the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy series of books to replace the word asshole which was considered too offensive for the US readership.
A modern example of bowdlerization.

Original Sentence (UK edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger

Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger

kneebiter by coderkeitaro October 29, 2007

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Kneeback

slang for the flesh on the back of the knee joint. this term usually references women who are so fat that the guy pursuing them cannot easily access her vagina and will instead fuck something easier to find, such as a belly fold, wrinkle, or in this case, the back of the knee.

you remember that big girl I was with last night? I couldnt get the pussy, but she had that BOMB kneeback!!

Kneeback by Nahmeen December 25, 2007

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kneebang

is the act of inserting one's penis into the "kneeslit" of another person's leg, and going in and out. The kneeslit is a slit between the thigh and the calf, which is formed when the knee is bent all the way, forming a makeshift vagina. Also known as kneesex.

"did u have sex with her last night?"
"no, cuz she was having her period. but i did kneebang her tho"
"sweet"

kneebang by michaelwenisapervert January 9, 2010

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Kneebow

The elbow of the knee

Gosh steve, your Kneebow sure looks swolen...

Kneebow by notnormal August 2, 2010

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kneebitch

To get on your knees and become someone's bitch.

O DIVINE ONE, HOW I WORSHIP YOU! *kneebitch*

kneebitch by Artoonie September 26, 2008

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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