kneebiter

A fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the US edition of the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy series of books to replace the word asshole which was considered too offensive for the US readership.
A modern example of bowdlerization.

Original Sentence (UK edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger

Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger

by coderkeitaro October 29, 2007

kneebiter

A person who is excessively obnoxious. Apparently a chiefly British usage, synonymous with git. One step above an anklebiter.

"Dent, you're a jerk... A complete kneebiter."

by Aravin August 12, 2005

kneesterical

Something so rainbowtastic that walks in the bathroom that you laugh so hard that you drop to your knees.

When Danielle and Kylee saw Corinne, Danielle became kneesterical ...

In art class and having the whole class think you are the biggest whore in the world and just love to laugh at you and love that you are whore is a like a kneesterical situation....

by Onherkneesinthebathroom October 3, 2009

kneebitch

To get on your knees and become someone's bitch.

O DIVINE ONE, HOW I WORSHIP YOU! *kneebitch*

by Artoonie September 26, 2008

Kneester

A Kneester is someone hipster enough that they find the term hipster far too mainstream.

Boy: "Yeah, i feel I've transcended the term hipster."
Girl: "So what do you call yourself?"
Boy: "A Kneester."

by Kneester Incarnate October 30, 2010

knee biter

a little, petty jerk that metaphorically doesn't even come up to your waist in stature.

"man, did you hear what Arminda said Pete?" "Yeah, she just a knee biter"

by ttocs May 29, 2004

Kneeberknobble

When the knuckle hits the cheekbone during a good punch in the face.

Next time I see you, you're gettin' a Kneeberknobble!

by JuffusHuffus August 4, 2018