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Kneebone 

A proper mad drunken bikie who likes fucking mental patients
Hey Kneebone what you doing today? I'm Going to have 10 pints and drop in to the mental health ward fuck me some crazies
Kneebone by BURGERS10 October 25, 2019
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kneebone 

The Mona Lisa has a kneebone smile.
kneebone by Towerful February 2, 2010

kneebone 

When someone is sucking you balls while you wank.
Man i got a mean kneebone last nite i kept punching her in the face by accident and then blew all in her eyes
kneebone by Dick Frizzle February 25, 2008

Kneebone 

When someone is sucking you balls while you wank.
Man i got a mean kneebone last nite i kept punching her in the face by accident and then blew all in her eyes
Kneebone by Dick Frizzle February 26, 2008

Kneebone Moment 

A moment of extreme triumph, or celebration, over the unlikeliest of odds, involving a 'heroic stance', firmly planted legs, hands either confidently on hips or perhaps held skyward, perhaps with a sword.

Derived, as far as I can tell, from a misunderstanding/evolution of the meaning of 'an achilles heel', as the knee bone is a vunerable part of the human body, but a part which carries the weight of expectation that such a pose implies.
"The bit in 'Born to Run' by Bruce Springsteen right after he shouts '1...2...3...4!' is a pure Kneebone Moment"

"Standing on top of a mountain with a broadsword raised to the heavens as thunder explodes around you is about as unadulterated a Kneebone Moment as you can get"

Any song written by Jim Steinman will probably contain at least one Kneebone Moment.

mrs. kneebone

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...
mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011

teebone kneebone 

A process by which the perpetrator thrusts his cupped fingers behind the victims knee, who is sitting down just beside the perpetrator. Preferably in a Classroom situation. The perpretrator then lifts the under section on the victims knee upwards until the point where a dislocation wudnt be out of the question.
I was streaming through my history paper when Bruno the bastard teebone kneeboned me.
teebone kneebone by .zola January 21, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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