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kneebone 

The Mona Lisa has a kneebone smile.
kneebone by Towerful February 2, 2010

kneebone 

When someone is sucking you balls while you wank.
Man i got a mean kneebone last nite i kept punching her in the face by accident and then blew all in her eyes
kneebone by Dick Frizzle February 25, 2008

Kneebone 

When someone is sucking you balls while you wank.
Man i got a mean kneebone last nite i kept punching her in the face by accident and then blew all in her eyes
Kneebone by Dick Frizzle February 26, 2008

Kneebone Moment 

A moment of extreme triumph, or celebration, over the unlikeliest of odds, involving a 'heroic stance', firmly planted legs, hands either confidently on hips or perhaps held skyward, perhaps with a sword.

Derived, as far as I can tell, from a misunderstanding/evolution of the meaning of 'an achilles heel', as the knee bone is a vunerable part of the human body, but a part which carries the weight of expectation that such a pose implies.
"The bit in 'Born to Run' by Bruce Springsteen right after he shouts '1...2...3...4!' is a pure Kneebone Moment"

"Standing on top of a mountain with a broadsword raised to the heavens as thunder explodes around you is about as unadulterated a Kneebone Moment as you can get"

Any song written by Jim Steinman will probably contain at least one Kneebone Moment.

mrs. kneebone

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...
mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011

teebone kneebone 

A process by which the perpetrator thrusts his cupped fingers behind the victims knee, who is sitting down just beside the perpetrator. Preferably in a Classroom situation. The perpretrator then lifts the under section on the victims knee upwards until the point where a dislocation wudnt be out of the question.
I was streaming through my history paper when Bruno the bastard teebone kneeboned me.
teebone kneebone by .zola January 21, 2007
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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