Kneebone 

A proper mad drunken bikie who likes fucking mental patients

Hey Kneebone what you doing today? I'm Going to have 10 pints and drop in to the mental health ward fuck me some crazies

Kneebone by BURGERS10 October 25, 2019

kneebone 

enigmatic, puzzling.

The Mona Lisa has a kneebone smile.

kneebone by Towerful February 2, 2010

kneebone 

When someone is sucking you balls while you wank.

Man i got a mean kneebone last nite i kept punching her in the face by accident and then blew all in her eyes

kneebone by Dick Frizzle February 25, 2008

Kneebone 

When someone is sucking you balls while you wank.

Man i got a mean kneebone last nite i kept punching her in the face by accident and then blew all in her eyes

Kneebone by Dick Frizzle February 26, 2008

Kneebone Moment 

A moment of extreme triumph, or celebration, over the unlikeliest of odds, involving a 'heroic stance', firmly planted legs, hands either confidently on hips or perhaps held skyward, perhaps with a sword.

Derived, as far as I can tell, from a misunderstanding/evolution of the meaning of 'an achilles heel', as the knee bone is a vunerable part of the human body, but a part which carries the weight of expectation that such a pose implies.

"The bit in 'Born to Run' by Bruce Springsteen right after he shouts '1...2...3...4!' is a pure Kneebone Moment"

"Standing on top of a mountain with a broadsword raised to the heavens as thunder explodes around you is about as unadulterated a Kneebone Moment as you can get"

Any song written by Jim Steinman will probably contain at least one Kneebone Moment.

Kneebone Moment by Science Man Jr July 20, 2009

mrs. kneebone

to penetrate a bent knee.

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...

mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011

teebone kneebone 

A process by which the perpetrator thrusts his cupped fingers behind the victims knee, who is sitting down just beside the perpetrator. Preferably in a Classroom situation. The perpretrator then lifts the under section on the victims knee upwards until the point where a dislocation wudnt be out of the question.

I was streaming through my history paper when Bruno the bastard teebone kneeboned me.

teebone kneebone by .zola January 21, 2007