knankles

when a woman's legs are so fat, the ankle and knee are blended perfectly

damn, that bitch so fat she got knankles!!!

by bitchplease451 September 1, 2009

Knankles

Cankles of the knees. Phenomenon wherein a persons thighs overflow draping over or encasing the knee region.

I was at the Golden Corral trying to eat my pot roast but I was too mesmerized by the lady across from me in a Def Leppard concert T and jorts that showcased her heaving knankles.

by Dadbod1 May 4, 2019

kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.

I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.

by Sambiase May 22, 2017

kankles

Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.

Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!

by attentionwhore April 22, 2004

kankles

when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.

damn, homie! those are some kankles!

by amy May 12, 2004

knarkles

Male Camel Toes: A situation where-in an elderly obese gentleman wears the waistband of their trousers over the belly to the man boobs creating a scrotal canyon resulting in a division of the testicles.

Look, Mr. Robison totally has knarkles.

by knark-wing duck March 22, 2010

Hospital Kankles

When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.

*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”

by Sacredfart November 17, 2022