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special thanks to Markar for making the best kaklet!!
El Pollo Kaklet, the Three Kakleteers, Kak on a stick, mount kaklet, AT&KAKLET, the red riding kaklet, el tapakaklet
kaklet by Kaklet June 6, 2010
Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.
Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!
kankles by attentionwhore April 22, 2004

Kankle Lock 

The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
Kankle Lock by RobTheReef July 4, 2009

Kankle-Monster

VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.
What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.
Kankle-Monster by amoyoy August 12, 2007
when the calf has so much fat on it that it blends with the ankle forming a kankle
woah did you see sam khazels kankles, there huge. im surprised he dosn't trip over them.
kankle by Boris October 12, 2003
when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.
damn, homie! those are some kankles!
kankles by amy May 12, 2004