Knúd 

a very small man with a very large monkey in his pocket

look at that knúd yo

Knúd by sausagecar February 4, 2010

Knud 

The name of an extremely handsome muscular blue-eyed man. People with the name Knud often posses the following qualities: Extreme Charisma, High intelligence, Gray sweater collection and Immunity to many Illnesses.

Damn is it that Knud walking by?
What a hottie!

Knud by SailorMojn May 28, 2020

knud 

skinny white kid drug addict. these losers are always walking around asking for money so they can feel good about themselves. also weird name. and they cycle through snapchat hoes faster than you can say one more hit bro

Bro please bro i need money
Shut up what are you knud

knud by knee gar December 3, 2018

knud 

A well known lad with a huge D down those pants m8

Damn u look Hella Knud 2 Day m8

knud by LoveDaLad April 7, 2018

The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.

Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-

The Knudsen by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021

knudsen 

Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.

Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!

knudsen by NotRuna April 19, 2018

knudson 

A slang word for "vagina".

She has a tiny knudson. Oh! Look at her knudson! Make sure her knudson is clean.

knudson by polishedgemajewel April 2, 2010