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The name of an extremely handsome muscular blue-eyed man. People with the name Knud often posses the following qualities: Extreme Charisma, High intelligence, Gray sweater collection and Immunity to many Illnesses.
Damn is it that Knud walking by?
What a hottie!
Knud by SailorMojn May 28, 2020
Related Words
Knúd • Knuddel • knuddelt • knudson • knudaf • Knudde • Knuddy • knuderik • knudle • knudsen
skinny white kid drug addict. these losers are always walking around asking for money so they can feel good about themselves. also weird name. and they cycle through snapchat hoes faster than you can say one more hit bro
Bro please bro i need money
Shut up what are you knud
knud by knee gar December 3, 2018
A well known lad with a huge D down those pants m8
Damn u look Hella Knud 2 Day m8
knud by LoveDaLad April 7, 2018

The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.
Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-
The Knudsen by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021
Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.
Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!
knudsen by NotRuna April 19, 2018
A slang word for "vagina".
She has a tiny knudson. Oh! Look at her knudson! Make sure her knudson is clean.
knudson by polishedgemajewel April 2, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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