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skinny white kid drug addict. these losers are always walking around asking for money so they can feel good about themselves. also weird name. and they cycle through snapchat hoes faster than you can say one more hit bro
Bro please bro i need money
Shut up what are you knud
knud by knee gar December 3, 2018
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Knúd • Knuddel • knuddelt • knudson • knudaf • Knudde • Knuddy • knuderik • knudle • knudsen
A well known lad with a huge D down those pants m8
Damn u look Hella Knud 2 Day m8
knud by LoveDaLad April 7, 2018
a very small man with a very large monkey in his pocket
Knúd by sausagecar February 4, 2010

The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.
Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-
The Knudsen by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021
Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.
Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!
knudsen by NotRuna April 19, 2018
A slang word for "vagina".
She has a tiny knudson. Oh! Look at her knudson! Make sure her knudson is clean.
knudson by polishedgemajewel April 2, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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