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skinny white kid drug addict. these losers are always walking around asking for money so they can feel good about themselves. also weird name. and they cycle through snapchat hoes faster than you can say one more hit bro
Bro please bro i need money
Shut up what are you knud
knud by knee gar December 3, 2018
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Knúd • Knuddel • knuddelt • knudson • knudaf • Knudde • Knuddy • knuderik • knudle • knudsen
A well known lad with a huge D down those pants m8
Damn u look Hella Knud 2 Day m8
knud by LoveDaLad April 7, 2018
a very small man with a very large monkey in his pocket
Knúd by sausagecar February 4, 2010

The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.
Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-
The Knudsen by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021
Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.
Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!
knudsen by NotRuna April 19, 2018
A slang word for "vagina".
She has a tiny knudson. Oh! Look at her knudson! Make sure her knudson is clean.
knudson by polishedgemajewel April 2, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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