knudson

A slang word for "vagina".

She has a tiny knudson. Oh! Look at her knudson! Make sure her knudson is clean.

by polishedgemajewel April 2, 2010

Knudson

People with the name Knudson are often retards who think their Viking "Descendants" make them cool or something. Fuck you Ryan!

Ryan Knudson is such a pussy dude. He thinks his ancestors are a big deal or some shit.

by online_pseudonym March 14, 2022

Knudson Mule

When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.

Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.

by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015

Bailey Knudson

Absolute life of the party, absolutely a riot

You ever met " Bailey Knudson " that guys an animal

by Willyg212 November 21, 2021

The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.

Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-

by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021

knudsen

Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.

Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!

by NotRuna April 19, 2018

Jack Knudsen

super famous british wrestler. honestly the best out there. 10/10 moves, and super indy.

He does however have a weirdly close relationship with his tambourine....

from all over the world
the geezer
lemon squeezer
woman pleaser
jack knudsen

by DaddyMckenny January 18, 2021