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Kluster fuck 

If any thing is some sort of a disaster it is considered a kluster fuck
P1: I hate going through rotaries

P2: i know this is such a kluster fuck!
Kluster fuck by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018
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Klusterfuk 

1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
Klusterfuk by -Blood- August 12, 2012

klusterfuck 

A mechanical device or machine that may do it's job, but it:

-Looks like it was designed by a 5 year-old.

-Has a gazillion parts to do a simple job, with many extraneous parts that don't do anything but try to look pretty.

-Breaks down more often than not.

-Makes loud or weird movements or noises, burns up, slows down then stops in the middle of something, or generally falls apart before completing it's mission.
Man, did you see that klusterfuck of a muffler Tony put on his Toyota?
klusterfuck by aethernet October 2, 2007

Klusterfuck 

Mass political gatherings organized by political parties for personal gains over human lives.
A real Klusterfuck is about to happen in every single atoll
Klusterfuck by TriskelionArmy April 9, 2021

Klusterfuk 

A syncreted belief that focuses on brotherly/sisterly and neighbourly love above all, &/or as in the song by a rapper called tech n9ne that features a lady going by the name sassy... "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.".... "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."
"I've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as I'm aligned with love, I know I'm livin' righteous."

this word is also associated with his 3rd ep album of the same name thus this song isn't just a word with meaning that's been defined but is also titular track but it's now associated with another song called "we won't go quietly" of his planet album "no matter whatever colour i'll still call you brotha" and a few other songs
"yeah i'm a christian or a baptist or protestant christian but i'm really a klusterfuk"
Klusterfuk by 217GnoALvo32 June 6, 2021

Klosterfuck 

When everything you touch is in total disarray or in poor taste.
When he screwed up and gave poor advice it was a total Klosterfuck
Klosterfuck by Yeahbuddyisaidit September 5, 2025

Klosterfuck 

Corporate slang” for when an individual makes poor choices or recommendations.
That guy totally pulled a Klosterfuck on that project.
Klosterfuck by Yeahbuddyisaidit September 5, 2025
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