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Telling someone like it is, because they didn't have a "clue". Talking the straight facts, stating the truth to someone who doesn't "get it".
"Hey sistah, your man was nosing around my bedroom late last night when you were asleep. I'm not trying to cause trouble, but I'm telling you like it is so now you've been KLOOD."
klood by Rurik Vred December 16, 2007
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A person who wakes up in the morning hungover and sparks a smoke immediately
Hey did you see Joel what a fucking klood he just hacked a dart while eating his pancakes.
Klood by River jones dangler November 26, 2019
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klondike thunder 

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up
Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.
klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018
It is when you didn't read the whole thread in the message in the S01E02 of Barry
"The chechen guys are trying to kloob us"
kloob by supic@ September 6, 2019

Klonopin kloud 

The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).
I took double my prescribed Klonopin this morning and now I'm floating on a Klonopin kloud.
Klonopin kloud by Egodeath February 25, 2009

Lamp Kloon 

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.
1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.
Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013
Kloof

(noun)
A universal derogatory term for anyone
(adjective)
Something bad
(noun) You little kloof
(adjective) That's pretty kloofed
kloof by Anonymous123325456 May 10, 2013
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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