Kloncker

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Why’d you actually look this up lmao
But anyways *ahem* Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. *ahem* well in short a kloncker is you the utter mug for looking at this!

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Kloncker by Dripstar123 April 9, 2023

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klonkered

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

klonkered by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016

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klonkers

Another name for ladder golf balls.

I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.

klonkers by RickyRips May 17, 2017

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Koncker

A failed spelling of Conker. Which is the most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Koncker. I failed at spelling Conker.

Koncker by Koncker July 23, 2009

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klocker

someone who always has to be correct whether about historical or scientific matters (even if that person isnt actually right)

Katie always corrects me, she's such a bloody klocker!

klocker by Sisquat February 12, 2009

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klonker

A type of sausage normally quite Large

Look at the size of that Klonker !

klonker by Klonkers Sausages January 23, 2019

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Honka-galonker-klonkers

Giant Titties

"Yo Centorea from Monster Musume has some Honka-galonker-klonkers"

Honka-galonker-klonkers by Starberryboba_milk September 28, 2021

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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