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Kloncker

Why’d you actually look this up lmao
But anyways *ahem* Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. *ahem* well in short a kloncker is you the utter mug for looking at this!
You absolute kloncker
by Dripstar123 April 9, 2023
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klonkered

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses
That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered
by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016
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klonkers

Another name for ladder golf balls.
I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.
by RickyRips May 17, 2017
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Koncker

A failed spelling of Conker. Which is the most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.
My name is Koncker. I failed at spelling Conker.
by Koncker July 23, 2009
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klocker

someone who always has to be correct whether about historical or scientific matters (even if that person isnt actually right)
Katie always corrects me, she's such a bloody klocker!
by Sisquat February 12, 2009
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klonker

A type of sausage normally quite Large
Look at the size of that Klonker !
by Klonkers Sausages January 23, 2019
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Honka-galonker-klonkers

"Yo Centorea from Monster Musume has some Honka-galonker-klonkers"
by Starberryboba_milk September 28, 2021
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