Kloncker

Why’d you actually look this up lmao
But anyways *ahem* Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. *ahem* well in short a kloncker is you the utter mug for looking at this!

You absolute kloncker

Kloncker by Dripstar123 April 9, 2023

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klonkered

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

klonkered by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016

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klonkers

Another name for ladder golf balls.

I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.

klonkers by RickyRips May 17, 2017

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Koncker

A failed spelling of Conker. Which is the most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Koncker. I failed at spelling Conker.

Koncker by Koncker July 23, 2009