Definitions by Sisquat

klocker

someone who always has to be correct whether about historical or scientific matters (even if that person isnt actually right)

Katie always corrects me, she's such a bloody klocker!

klocker by Sisquat February 12, 2009

a person who is obsessed with being grammatically correct and is a total grammar nazi; also known as nerd, freak, geek, loser, half bomb

Austin are such a lystomer, he always corrects me grammar!

lystomer by Sisquat January 15, 2009