klonker

A type of sausage normally quite Large

Look at the size of that Klonker !

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a doodas mr klonker

Someone that is slightly autistic and senile while also showing a slight hint of asperger syndrome, while also being pretty normal

You are a doodas mr klonker keep at it

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(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg

Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.

pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010

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The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.

You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...

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An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

klunker by PMax February 11, 2008

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An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

klunker by PMax January 11, 2009

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A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

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