Kloak
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Kloak by Jammison daliveneger September 19, 2009
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pete kloak
(Noun) Someone known for flaking on, but not limited to; Friday beers, spank sessions and anything to do with DA BOYZ. They are commonly found wearing a collar and leash and always in close proximity to bae. Also commonly have foot fetishes.
pete kloak by purple rain chuck February 19, 2020
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Koak
A selfish, spiteful, cold-blooded organism indigenous to the Jordan river region that subsists mainly off a diet of nips, local news and other people’s annoyance.
The atmosphere grew increasingly unpleasant as the self-satisfied koak farted while watching Jeopardy.
Koak by Manofmanywordz April 25, 2019
Klockbacken
A hill in Sigtuna, Sweden, most famously known for its popularity among Klockbacken Gang. Has a population of 8 in the census completed in 2021, September. GDP per capita is 50.000 USD, making it one of the richest areas in the world. Is ruled by a theocratic rule by thy almighty Kevin, under the name of Kevinism, the religion. Uses Kevinza's, SEK, EUR, USD, TRY, and SAR. Has an economy based mostly on trade and gambling. The largest company in the nation is also its only legitimate one, Casino Turk, which has had a revenue as high as 600USD in a day, while its average revenue being around 400usd. The nation itself does not choose a ruler, but the ruler and all ministers are appointed by Kevin himself. Being a part of Kevinism is mandatory to be a part of Klockbacken, though enjoying the traded goods and entertainment does not require citizenship.
Person A: Are you going to Klockbacken next week?
Person B: I might, but I do not want to anger Kevin almighty...
Person A: I got his approval, we can both go!
Person B: I might, but I do not want to anger Kevin almighty...
Person A: I got his approval, we can both go!
Klockbacken by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021
kloathia
a deadly disease of the skin. once it attacks you, you are screwed. the kloathia gets into your vital organs and shuts it alll down.
kloathia by elephantitisinmyfoot March 18, 2010
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