Kloak

A name from Northern Europe meaning Well Endowed

He is very Kloak

by Jammison daliveneger September 19, 2009

pete kloak

(Noun) Someone known for flaking on, but not limited to; Friday beers, spank sessions and anything to do with DA BOYZ. They are commonly found wearing a collar and leash and always in close proximity to bae. Also commonly have foot fetishes.

I was waiting on my boy to Eiffel Tower this broad but then he pulled a Pete Kloak.

by purple rain chuck February 19, 2020

Koak

A selfish, spiteful, cold-blooded organism indigenous to the Jordan river region that subsists mainly off a diet of nips, local news and other people’s annoyance.

The atmosphere grew increasingly unpleasant as the self-satisfied koak farted while watching Jeopardy.

by Manofmanywordz April 25, 2019

Klockbacken

A hill in Sigtuna, Sweden, most famously known for its popularity among Klockbacken Gang. Has a population of 8 in the census completed in 2021, September. GDP per capita is 50.000 USD, making it one of the richest areas in the world. Is ruled by a theocratic rule by thy almighty Kevin, under the name of Kevinism, the religion. Uses Kevinza's, SEK, EUR, USD, TRY, and SAR. Has an economy based mostly on trade and gambling. The largest company in the nation is also its only legitimate one, Casino Turk, which has had a revenue as high as 600USD in a day, while its average revenue being around 400usd. The nation itself does not choose a ruler, but the ruler and all ministers are appointed by Kevin himself. Being a part of Kevinism is mandatory to be a part of Klockbacken, though enjoying the traded goods and entertainment does not require citizenship.

Person A: Are you going to Klockbacken next week?
Person B: I might, but I do not want to anger Kevin almighty...
Person A: I got his approval, we can both go!

by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021

kloathia

a deadly disease of the skin. once it attacks you, you are screwed. the kloathia gets into your vital organs and shuts it alll down.

AHHH! that chick must have kloathia. i hope she has enjoyed her life. poor girl.

by elephantitisinmyfoot March 18, 2010

Klokez

Knowledge Loving Organism Knowing Everyone’s Zillennial

Klokez going crazy!

by Info urban Dictionary August 7, 2021

Klak

To smack a bitch upside the head with an open hand, thus emitting a comic book style 'Klak' sound.

'I'mma Klak that bitch upside the head!'

'You lookin' for a Klak?'

'Klak that motherfucker, Joe!'

by DumbCake December 28, 2013