Koak

A selfish, spiteful, cold-blooded organism indigenous to the Jordan river region that subsists mainly off a diet of nips, local news and other people’s annoyance.

The atmosphere grew increasingly unpleasant as the self-satisfied koak farted while watching Jeopardy.

by Manofmanywordz April 25, 2019

Koakuma

A cute demon familiar that gets little-to-no love due to how she's treated around the mansion by Patchouli

"Oh goddamnit Koakuma! This is the second time this week!" -Patchouli Knowledge, probably

by A man has fallen into a river October 2, 2022

koakai

Bitch ass nigga.

Yo you must be Koakai cause you a bitch.

by YourFathersGayFriend October 14, 2020

koaka

A bung homosupial often found dwelling in forks of trees. Sits and looks often and does little else. Often confused with Australian marsupial Koala which also licks their arms and sprawls out to cool themselves.

Eats chiiiggaaahn and needs cuddles often as well as the occasional pump.

The squirrel then proceeded to throw the nut at the koaka thus knocking him out of his tree.

by yee tsun October 23, 2003

koakai

Bitch ass n-word

You must be Koakai cause you a bitch.

by YourFathersGayFriend October 14, 2020

Koakroakjiwsuik

A insect that Lives on Planet Earth.

'Its a Koakroakjiwsuik!'

by Judy Feeny Mary-Donton Dowmows January 5, 2022

Dante x Koakuma

Scarlett died, and Mou(Old Scarlett) came back to continue writing, Dante x Koakuma, the majestic ship between an literal demon and a... cool guy.

Dante x Koakuma... how does one not get tired of doing this?

Koakuma: "I LOVE YOU DANTE KISS MY DEMONIC ASS LIPS NOW"
Dante: "YES I WILL MWAH MWAHWM HWAMWHA"
???: "what the fuck"
??? died and ?? took place.
??: "Oh, Dante x Koakuma."

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025