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johnny klebitz 

A badass biker with a heart of gold.
''Johnny Klebitz is so awesome''
''I know right, he just rocks''
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Klempt is Wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.
Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.
klempt by Dreadzone August 12, 2006

Kremit The Toad 

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog
Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!

klemistry 

A year long honors chemistry class that puts you through extensive learning, stupid projects, bad puns, tests (some of which will be graded), and labs of all sorts. People like to complain about how hard klemistry is, but the worst part of it is the particulars that go into the grading of labs.
In klemistry there are two gold fish, one of them is named 'stoichi' and one is named 'ometry'
klemistry by BillChris May 26, 2009

anti-kemite 

"Denying that Ancient (Black) Africans built and inhabited KEMET aka Egypt."
1) The falsification of documented facts.

2) White washing or deliberate destruction of evidence.

3) Claims that the land of North Africa, originally known as KEMET, was not founded by "Black Africans".

4) Painting wall carvings "white" through "RECONDITIONING".

5) Deliberately breaking the noses and lips off of sculptures and monuments to hide their ethnic identity.

6) Making false claims to the authorship or the building of ancient temples and sacred writings.

7) Taking credit for things discovered and stolen.

"Anti-(kemet)ism"
Anti-Kemite
anti-kemite by Peely48 February 4, 2015

kleemitude 

the attitude of kleem; having the kleem mindset; the mantra of attracting beautiful friends
My friend and I went out to the bar with the right kleemitude, so we ended up each taking back a chick.
kleemitude by The Kleemer August 14, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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