keemit

When you try to type Kermit into urban dictionary and you type Keemit so you make a definition

Shoot I typed keemit

by Dylan eeeee October 18, 2020

keemstar

A garden gnome.

I just put my keemstar outside on my grass where it belongs

by swagmaster800e July 5, 2016

Keemstar

33 year old reporting "news" then acts like a 12 year old on twitter

That gnome keemstar

by GnomeFighter June 10, 2016

kermit suicide

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

by Erofen April 20, 2017

Kermit

Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.

I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.

by anonymous October 29, 2018