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a Klecenda is a bitch who judges people at first sight. but, at heart, she means well and is a pretty good girl
"Cassie, Did you pick those pants out?"

"God, you're being such a Klecenda."
Klecenda by rachelray January 6, 2009
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Klecktoken 

Noun: Annual KKK fee. Usually paid at the end of the month. Failure to meet payment demands lead to expellsion from the KKK brotherhood.
"Cleedis, i don gon forgat to pay my hear klecktoken"
Klecktoken by Pmay0 March 14, 2005
To help out a buddy get two or more girls in one night. To provide lies and deception and take down the fat ugly chick friends.
I was trying to hook with two different girls one night and had a hard time chooseing which one, when my buddy said he was willing to do a klecker for me, Nice.
klecker by Tugbo November 16, 2006
Noun: (1) anus filled with semen, typically of a prostitute, unfaithful woman, or gold digger.

(2) a derrogotory term for an unfaithful woman, or a gold digger.
(1) After we were finished she sat, letting her kleck leak onto the floor.

(2) That kleck stole 35,000$ from me right before sleeping with my brother.
kleck by Keybladealvin November 30, 2015
Derives from an old Polish dialect, for a male who likes anal sex, but doesn't have the penis size to actually penetrate the arse
My grandfather tried to sexually abuse me last night, but he was a klecha
klecha by Zubrowka June 1, 2006
Klecia is a japanese name that origins from Japan meaning “angry shark”. Klecia is a girl who has an open imagination and isn’t afraid to do anything. Big booty and a mean face is very common for a klecia.
“WOW! Do you see her? She’s hot but has a bitch face”
“Must be a klecia”
klecia by Daddymol321 May 21, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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