Klecenda Share definition Flag a Klecenda is a bitch who judges people at first sight. but, at heart, she means well and is a pretty good girl "Cassie, Did you pick those pants out?" "God, you're being such a Klecenda." Klecenda by rachelray January 6, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Klecenda mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch