klecker 

To help out a buddy get two or more girls in one night. To provide lies and deception and take down the fat ugly chick friends.

I was trying to hook with two different girls one night and had a hard time chooseing which one, when my buddy said he was willing to do a klecker for me, Nice.

klecker by Tugbo November 16, 2006

Klenkers 

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.

You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...

Klenkers by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011

Klackers 

A hand-made dice and number game manufactured in Durango Colorado. The game is made of wormy-maple wood and features a boxed area where the dice are rolled, with individual wooden numbers from 1 to 9. A minimum of 2 players (there is no maximum amount of players) each take a turn rolling the dice; after each roll the player will take down the numbers that were rolled. For example, if player 1 rolls a 6, the player can take down the number 6, or a combination thereof, like the numbers 2 and 4, so long as the numbers taken down match what was rolled. The player will continue to roll until there are no more number combinations available; whatever number combinations are left are added up, and that is that players score. The goal of the game is to score the lowest point possible; if you score a zero you "klack." Every other player in the round will then proceed to roll; lowest score or a “klack” wins. If there’s a tie, the “two-tie, all-tie” rule kicks in and everyone Klacks again!

I was in Durango Colorado and played Klackers

Klackers by Lester Bongs October 27, 2018

klucker 

A member of the American white supremacist organization the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

A person who hates gays, jews, catholics, blacks, latinas and anyone else non-American, white, and Protestant.

The kluckers have been laying low since they blew-up that gay bar.

klucker by Blowfish September 5, 2005

kleakers 

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.

Last night's victim had kleakers

kleakers by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018

klucker 

n. (Klux + -er): 1. A member of the Ku Klux Klan. 2. Used pejoratively, a white American who is perceived to be bigoted, particularly in matters of black / white racial integration.

Look at that old klucker up on the courthouse steps, bawling his head off about "them nigras."

klucker by Carl Willis May 13, 2005

Mother Klucker 

A member of the KKK; Persons of Caucasian heritage that find themselves superior to others; persons of Caucasian heritage that seek to sustain a system of oppression their their actions, influence & forethought

Mother Klucker
KKK members that are in law enforcement and use their influence to mock and oppress others.
KKK members who help other members oppress others for enjoyment and/or reward.
KKK members who use their social connections to avoid being accountable for their actions or the consequences of the law.

Mother Klucker by cuppedcake November 14, 2021