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To help out a buddy get two or more girls in one night. To provide lies and deception and take down the fat ugly chick friends.
I was trying to hook with two different girls one night and had a hard time chooseing which one, when my buddy said he was willing to do a klecker for me, Nice.
klecker by Tugbo November 16, 2006
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Klenkers 

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.
You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...
Klenkers by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011
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Klackers 

A hand-made dice and number game manufactured in Durango Colorado. The game is made of wormy-maple wood and features a boxed area where the dice are rolled, with individual wooden numbers from 1 to 9. A minimum of 2 players (there is no maximum amount of players) each take a turn rolling the dice; after each roll the player will take down the numbers that were rolled. For example, if player 1 rolls a 6, the player can take down the number 6, or a combination thereof, like the numbers 2 and 4, so long as the numbers taken down match what was rolled. The player will continue to roll until there are no more number combinations available; whatever number combinations are left are added up, and that is that players score. The goal of the game is to score the lowest point possible; if you score a zero you "klack." Every other player in the round will then proceed to roll; lowest score or a “klack” wins. If there’s a tie, the “two-tie, all-tie” rule kicks in and everyone Klacks again!
I was in Durango Colorado and played Klackers
Klackers by Lester Bongs October 27, 2018
A member of the American white supremacist organization the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

A person who hates gays, jews, catholics, blacks, latinas and anyone else non-American, white, and Protestant.
The kluckers have been laying low since they blew-up that gay bar.
klucker by Blowfish September 5, 2005

kleakers 

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.
Last night's victim had kleakers
kleakers by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018
n. (Klux + -er): 1. A member of the Ku Klux Klan. 2. Used pejoratively, a white American who is perceived to be bigoted, particularly in matters of black / white racial integration.
Look at that old klucker up on the courthouse steps, bawling his head off about "them nigras."
klucker by Carl Willis May 13, 2005

Mother Klucker 

A member of the KKK; Persons of Caucasian heritage that find themselves superior to others; persons of Caucasian heritage that seek to sustain a system of oppression their their actions, influence & forethought
Mother Klucker
KKK members that are in law enforcement and use their influence to mock and oppress others.
KKK members who help other members oppress others for enjoyment and/or reward.
KKK members who use their social connections to avoid being accountable for their actions or the consequences of the law.
Mother Klucker by cuppedcake November 14, 2021
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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